callmeoutis:

i found these at the mall. on sale. for real money.

callmeoutis:

i found these at the mall. on sale. for real money.

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ


I just ride….

I just ride….

(Source: futuristictwink)

plasticbagvevo:

when somebody tries to tickle you

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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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(Source: freak-aleek)

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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“In a sense, I’m the one who ruined me: I did it myself.”
Haruki Murakami, 1Q84  (via pax-caelestis)

(Source: allsnotfair)

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

unkemptly:

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