brititsh:

"im 12 but i am mature for my age"

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(Source: dadvevo)

(Source: suicideandscars)

pyratenemo:

quentintarrantino:

Be the person Tom Hiddleston thinks you are.

Can we just talk about the legit motivational value of this for a second though.

officialunitedstates:

hetaliagirl104:

officialunitedstates:

things I know about brazil:

  • jungle
  • jesus statue

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

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mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

not all straight white men are the same!!

cooldudebro:

i was raised by eels. i can sing in their language. come and join me in my underwater palace and i will serenade you with every song from The Jungle Book. im not like the others. be my eel bride. 

alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

(Source: broriarty)

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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hollowbatgirl:

asklen-kagamine02:

whenilearnedhowtorun:

asklen-kagamine02:

I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke

Since 2009 

you could have made this joke literally anytime

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