hardcoregrandma:

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

coolin

hardcoregrandma:

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

coolin

zerostumbleine33:

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

zerostumbleine33:

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

(Source: tatermo)

“Tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.”
An ancient proverb (via motheryeezy)

lyxdelsic:

mom, dad, I’m bi

bilingual haha hasta luego bitches

sweet-baby-jesus-and-the-orphans:

luxleytherabbit:

Wow the new assassin’s creed looks really different.

#can’t be assassin’s creed#that’s a woman

sweet-baby-jesus-and-the-orphans:

luxleytherabbit:

Wow the new assassin’s creed looks really different.

(Source: dreamberks)

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

(Source: aidn)

  • REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
  • I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
  • My inbox fucked up and ate the message
  • I have nothing else interesting to say
  • I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
  • I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
  • NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
  • I hate you and never want to see you again
nitrogen:

(18+)

slenderlock:

Problems:

  1. I want this story to be written
  2. I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
  3. I don’t want to write this story
officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

(Source: moonemojii)

floraeu:

why can’t I just quit school and travel the world already?

beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

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(Source: beyoncempire)