"im 12 but i am mature for my age"
Be the person Tom Hiddleston thinks you are.
Can we just talk about the legit motivational value of this for a second though.
things I know about brazil:
- jesus statue
The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine
i was raised by eels. i can sing in their language. come and join me in my underwater palace and i will serenade you with every song from The Jungle Book. im not like the others. be my eel bride.
how much water is too much water
15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death
15 water bottles is too much water
"what do u want to be when u grow up"
I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.
How long have you been waiting to use that joke
you could have made this joke literally anytime